I know you are probably thinking of how you should spend your Valentine’s Day – a couple of red wines and lighted candles to spice up the moment and maybe a slow dance to country music and finally a journey through ‘route 360′. Hahahaha!
Yes, having sex on Valentine’s Day has become a tradition and people who turned down that silly tradition are shunned upon as we all believe it’s a day we MUST have sex.
What happens after that? A couple of unwanted pregnancies? Tons of STIs? Or probably a night you will regret for the rest of your life.
Don’t be silly. You don’t have to do what they do. You can party with your partner all night but don’t go down ‘route 360’ if you are not sure your partner is clean.
Especially if that night would be your first, DON’T. But hey, if you guys have been doing it for sometime, you may do it again but always remember to use protection.
Well, I have compiled a list of reasons why you should NOT have sex on Valentine’s Day and I hope you adhere to this. Hahahahaha!
1. YOU MAY CONTRACT STIs
HIV/AIDS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and other known infections may be the result of your sexual exploit which may never be cured. Always use protection if you can’t control yourself.
2. UNWANTED PREGNANCY
After partying and boozing, you two might be out of control and do things without thinking. Even if she’s clean, you might forget to use protection and you know the end result right? Unwanted pregnancy! Something you both will regret for the rest of your lives.
3. YOU MAY SIN AGAINST GOD
Oh Winters, what are useless point! Really? That’s what you are probably thinking, hahahahaha. But wait, what does the Bible say about sex before marriage? Yes I gotcha. Sex before marriage is a sin and if you will go to hell, I don’t think it should be because of Valentine’s Day s*x.
4. IT MAY RUIN YOUR LIFE
Just imagine after a night of marathon sex, you got tested positive for HIV and the girl got pregnant too! Ooops! It will ruin you forever. But hey, don’t get me wrong, you can live with HIV for a long time as long as you are taking the right medications and eating balanced meal.
5. YOU MAY DIE DURING S3X
Your partner wants to be satisfied by all means so you decided to surprise her on Valentine’s Day so you take Viagra or Tramadol to perform miracles. Hahahahaha! But those drugs can turn against during the process. You may stroke out or go out of breathe and die.
We have years ahead of us and not having sex on Valentine’s Day doesn’t make your life worthless. Always remember to live your life well, YOLO – You Only Live Once.
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